Measure Twice, Cut Once, Blame the Apprentice T-Shirt

The Complete Tradesperson's Philosophy. On a Tee.

Measure twice. Cut once. Blame the apprentice. It's not just a saying — it's a way of life. This tee is for every tradesperson, foreman, and seasoned pro who knows exactly how job site mistakes really happen.

Why You'll Love It

• Hilarious, spot-on humor that every tradesperson, contractor, and carpenter instantly gets
• Perfect gift for the crew boss, the journeyman, or anyone who's ever had an apprentice
• Printed on a heavyweight 5.3 oz. 100% preshrunk USA cotton Gildan G500 — as solid as your work ethic
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease — because details matter, just like on the job site
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder and double-needle stitching throughout for lasting durability
• Tear-away label for all-day comfort on and off the job site
• Available in multiple colors and sizes S through 5XL

Makes a legendary gift for Father's Day, birthdays, retirements, or the next time someone cuts the wrong board.